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v7.12 December 2005
0.  Introduction.
1.  Quadruple Disk, Octuple Bandwidth for all!
2.  Secure SMTP for all!
3.  Custom DNS for all!
4.  New Charities!
5.  DHSOTM


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0.  Introduction.

Lazy Wednesday, wake up in the late afternoon.
Better whip out a newsletter, it's long overdue.

Hello? What up, Custs!
Yo DreamHost, what's crackin?

You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Read 7.12 and it's happenin'!


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1.  Quadruple Disk, Octuple Bandwidth for all!

But first, other webhosts are upping their disk space.
Don't count on DreamHost to fall behind in this foot race.

No doubt, those sucker's limits are jaw-dropping.
All customers love bandwidth like McAdams loves Gosling.

Four, no eight, for disk, no for bandwidth!
Any other host you'd be crazy to land with!

       http://www.dreamhost.com/shared/comparison.html


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2.  Secure SMTP for all!

Yo, where's the email sendin'?
SMTP, dude!

Let's support SSL so true haters can't snoop.
I prefer TLS!
That's a good one too.

Gmail is the best!
True that! Double true!

You may get a warning.
Step on it sucka!
What you want to do, custs?
Just click okay, mutha-----s!
                                                                                                                                    

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The Feature-what?-s of DH Newsletter!
Yes, the Feature-what?-s of DH Newsletter!
We love that Feature-what?-s of DH Newsletter!
Pass that Feature-what?-s of DH Newsletter!
                                                                                                                                    

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3.  Custom DNS for all!

Yo, stop your complaining,
"Custom DNS is overpriced!"
You all've got it now..
DreamHost is so nice!

Clicking "DNS" in "Manage Domains" is sufficient!
The old "Custom DNS" area was CRAZY inefficient.

       https://panel.dreamhost.com/?tree=domain.dns


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4.  New Charities!

Reach in your pocket and pull out some dough,
DreamHost's charity area's never seen a $10 before!
It's all about the donations baby,
We'll match what you give then be Ghost like Swayze.

       https://panel.dreamhost.com/?tree=home.charity
 

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5.  DHSOTM

DreamHost Site of the Month, total votes we be handling,
This month's winner Daniel Shiffman can quit his crass pandering!

http://shiffman.net/, his site, is the illest!
His artsy computer videos crush films with Bruce Willis!

Other customer entries were stupid scary:
Can't believe how many sites were honoring... Matthew Perry!

So many dumb sites, the list is just tragic..
Maybe YOUR site's worthy of DreamHost traffic magic?

       https://panel.dreamhost.com/?tree=home.dhsotm


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The Feature-what?-s of DH Newsletter!
Yes, the Feature-what?-s of DH Newsletter!
We love that Feature-what?-s of DH Newsletter!
Pass that Feature-what?-s of DH Newsletter!
                                                                                                                                    

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I made this all up,
Josh Jones!

P.S. http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Video/?c=Saturday_Night_Live/snl_1432_narnia

Haters may unsubscribe here:

       https://panel.dreamhost.com/id/?tab=contact

Last updated: Jan 04, 2006.

User Post (2006-01-05 16:20:29 by gasperak)
Hey guys-- what's the link to learn about SSL for email? You never provided the link...
User Post (2006-01-04 18:28:02 by chrisrx)
I am a new customer within the last month and its great to see that I'm getting upgraded already. But will my user quota ever update automatically so that it grows with my weekly disk space add-on or must I set it manually?
User Post (2006-01-04 16:41:21 by illusionsboy)
Holy #$%*$! I need to figure out a way to actually use some bandwidth now! Crazy cool guys, thanks a ton! :D
User Post (2006-01-04 15:14:26 by bhayes97470)
I love you guys!! A **TERABYTE** of bandwidth every month, just as I was starting to worry that I might be getting close to my old limit!! Dreamhost is by far the best! I think I'm going to cry...